?

Log in

No account? Create an account
three peeps say WHAT?!?

Again, tally ho!

Once again, it's tally ho time. Time for an approximate yearly reckoning of the Michigan Smith-ka-teers' cinematic absorption.

As I suspected in last year's write-up, we didn't watch quite as many movies this "year" (7/25/9 through 7/30/10). We did watch more than I expected.

Last year's tally was 75 full (and 2 partial). This year's tally is "only" 71 full (but 7 partial). Probably 10-15 more than I expected. The movies were watched for the Smithee years 2013-2015 (Smithees 22-24), although there are a few good "floaters" -- movies which can be moved forward or back to fill holes, if need be. Troll 2 was one of these. It was originally slated to be in this year's batch (along with Exterminator City and Catman in Boxer's Blow), but we floated it up to a year with sparser Worst Picture contenders (from the Mich-kateers). I think we have good Worst Picture contenders for 2011, 2014, and 2015 ... but iffy ones for 2012 and 2013. Anyway, this sort of rumination is why The Human Tornado or Barbarian might float forward.

Again, I'll do a monthly breakdown. I'm not going to post up the partials here (except to note them in the count) ... instead I will deal with them in a separate post.

end of July, 2009 (July 25-31) ... 4 full
August, 2009 ... 5 full, 1 partial
September, 2009 ... 11 full, 1 partial (there's just something about those summer months)
October, 2009 ... 8 full, 2 partial
November, 2009 ... 9 full
December, 2009 ... 2 full, 1 partial
January, 2010 ... 6 full
February, 2010 ... 5 full
March, 2010 ... 4 full
April, 2010 ... 4 full
May, 2010 ... 8 full
June, 2010 ... 3 full
most of July, 2010 ... 2 full, 2 partial (there was 1 full + 1 partial watched on 7/31, but that begins next year's count)

And now the films themselves....

2020: Texas Gladiators
Amazon Jail
Amsterdamned
Attack of the Crab Monsters
BMX Bandits
Bad Cop II
Barbarian
Beware! Children at Play
Blood Rayne
Blood Theater
Bride of the Gorilla
Cat-women of the Moon
Challenge of the Tiger
Chesty Anderson, US Navy
Codename: Kyril
Colossus and the Amazon Queen
Crazed
Curse of the Cannibal Confederates
Curse of the Living Dead
Cybernator
The Dead Next Door
Death Rides a Horse
Deep in the Woods
Demonicus
The Devil of the Desert Against the Son of Hercules
Devil's Dynamite
Dracula's Great Love
Enter ... Zombie King
Eye of the Beast
Eye of the Stranger
The Fall of the Louse of Usher
Final Examination
Flesh Feast
Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane
For Your Height Only
Ghidrah the Three-Headed Monster
The Girl From Rio
Grim
The Hanged Man
Hercules Against the Moon Men
Hillside Cannibals
The Hillz
The Human Tornado
Hyper Sonic
Ice Crawlers
The Incredible Petrified World
Jolly Rogers: Massacre at Cutter's Cove
The Killing of Satan
Kiss of the Vampire
Konga
The Legend of God's Gun
Maneater of Hydra
Meltdown
Menace from Outer Space
Messiah of Evil
The Mighty Gorga
Mission 2+5 Hydra
Moon of the Wolf
Mosquito Man
Narcosys
The New Barbarians
Ninja Phantom Heroes
Oasis of the Zombies
Red Surf
Reptilian
Rock'n'Roll Nightmare
The Sandman
The Snow Creature
They Saved Hitler's Brain
Vulgar
Zombie 3


Not all of these turned out to be good Smithee movies, of course, but all were watched with the Smithees in mind, and that's why they fetched up here.
Tags:

Comments