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The UCon 2010 Report

ARGH! Guess what promotions ninja forgot to take any pictures? So this is going to be more wordy than pretty but I do have results. For the first time we handed out ballot packs so we have a max people attended number as well as a max voting high. 33 people came from UCon to see our show (thank you!) while our max voting high was 27. Our min vote total was 20.



MOST LUDICROUS PREMISE
Hard Rock Zombies - Hitler is revealed & the band comes back to life.

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny - Santa is stuck in Florida. Oh who will help poor Santa out?

Shredder Orpheus - Strange group of people are trying to draw souls through the T.V.


OBLIVIOUS
(1st place tie) Boa vs Python - DJ gettin down with the crowd jams...wait, what's that? A sna-NOM.

(1st place tie) Inseminoid - Where oh where could the fella just to the right be?

Mega Snake - Kentucky Fried Chicken giant snake couch dance.


WANNA RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN?
Escape from Galaxy 3 - You must leave. No wait, you must stay.

Hard Rock Zombies - "Ghouls hate heads the way Satan hates the church" -- they're the antithesis of intellectual existence, you see?

Escape from Galaxy 3 - Oh this stuff called water, I saw it in my father's mineral collection.


WORST SPECIAL EFFECT
Kraa! The Sea Monster - Mogyar's mothership leaves orbit, bounces off a satellite, and smashes into Kraa!

Shredder Orpheus - Awesome Shredder Effects - it's bluralicious!

Octopus 2: River of Fear - Giant octopus blows up lame (real lame) during 4th of July fireworks show.


ALAS, POOR YORICK
Yeti: Giant of 20th Century - Squished between Yeti toes.

Boa vs Python - "Oh Brian, don't stop." *Snake Nom*

Yeti: Giant of 20th Century - Blown off the cliff by Yeti breath.


DEUS EX MACHINA
The Jackhammer Massacre- Electric Jackhammer runs out of extension cord.

The Gun and the Pulpit - "You hit?" "Nope, You?" "Nope. You ever miss at this distance?" "Nope."

Hard Rock Zombies - Just as the bad guy is about to chop off head ... "I shall be back"


STUPIDEST-LOOKING MONSTER
Vampire Wars - Slimy vampire hand puppet.

Yeti: Giant of 20th Century - Soulful Yeti eyes from a soulful yeti face.

Kraa! The Sea Monster - Giant city stompin gremlin looking monster. Hee hee hee.


WORST SCIENCE
Yeti: Giant of 20th Century - Thawing the yeti at high altitude.

Escape from Galaxy 3 - Plan epsilon: Using negative graviton of Krythos to escape the galaxy.

Escape from Galaxy 3 - Scanning for the good guys, and don't forget the equidistant conic tangent.


BEST ONE-LINER
The Gun and the Pulpit - "Now that he's dead, he's one of our most beloved and respected citizens."

Escape from Galaxy 3 - "You have no reason to be afraid. Now go and hide among the rocks."

Undefeatable - "You have the right to remain silent. So do me a favor and shut up!"


WORST COVER
Kraa! The Sea Monster - Painting of Kraa! who never fights a helicopter or the Planet Patrol.

Escape from Galaxy 3 - Plot is vague, images are distorted and costuming is all wrong.

W - That's not Twiggy on the front cover, and everyone in the film knows what "W" means.


CUTTING BUTTER WITH A CHAINSAW
The Jackhammer Massacre - Stabbed in the eye, stabbed in the face and then jackhammered. Repeatedly.

Undefeatable - Soundly ass kicked, eyes plucked out and tossed off the parking garage.

Thunder Warrior III - Come out or we'll blow up the trailer park.


INANE DIALOGUE
Vampire Wars: Battle - "It's hard to know about something no one's ever encountered"

Escape from Galaxy 3 - "We can convince them we don't mean any harm." "They must die! They must be burned!"

(3rd place tie) Octopus 2: River of Fear - "Don't worry darlin', nothing's gonna happen"

(3rd place tie) Inseminoid - "OW!" *grabs arm* "Does that arm hurt?"


WHOOPS!
Nude on the Moon - The Earth is a mirror image. And rotating backwards.

The Female Bunch - Traffic reflected in shower door of "remote cabin".

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny - Shadow of bird's wing on "sky".


WHAT?!
Escape from Galaxy 3 - "Let's get back to the village!" where the natives do an interpretive disco dance.

Yeti, Giant of the 20th Century - Yeti soulfully combs girl's hair with giant fish bone.

Terminal Error - The computer virus somehow animates an electric conduit.


ACTING APPROPRIATELY STUPID
Vampire Wars: Battle - Lecture the evil vampire and demand to know what he is capable of.

Chupacabra Terror - What's in the box labeled do not open?

Undefeatable - What's Stingray doing with a bunch of eyeballs in a fish tank...oh hi Stingray.


LET'S UP THE RATING TO 'R'
Escape / Galaxy 3 - We have time to explore this new thing we've learned. The Touch of Love.

Boa vs Python - Bathing on the plane. With the snakes.

Rottweiler - Cyber dog attacks while our hero is naked.


CRUMMIEST ENDING
Undefeatable - The bad guy is defeated and everyone enrolls everyone else in community college.

Yeti: Giant of the 20th - Soulful Yeti encouraged to wander back into the wilderness.

Rottweiler - Dead girl wants Dante to die with her, everyone ends up a skeleton in a fire pit.


WORST ACTING

Zipperface - (her)

Zipperface - (him)

Undefeatable - (her)

Undefeatable - (him)


WORST PICTURE
Escape from Galaxy 3 - Starfish clad princess and her father confront the glitter infested villain.

Undefeatable - Final end fight with rip away shirts, magic oiled torsos, meat hooks, eyeballs and bad puns.

Nude on the Moon - Walky-talkies in "spaceship" cockpit, and "lift off sequence".

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