smithee_awards ([info]smithee_awards) wrote,
@ 2008-05-03 00:48:00
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Which film should I en-J?
in-J-nius! Only four films do I have to watch which start with the letter J.

They are as follows:

Poll #1181720
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

J's us!

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J.C.
0 (0.0%)

the Jackhammer Massacre
7 (87.5%)

Johnny Firecloud
1 (12.5%)

Junior
0 (0.0%)



Standard Smithee poll caveats apply. Non-standard ones as well. Heh heh heh.



I need to get around to watching Inseminoid. I still have a week....

[EDIT: Everybody but [info]booniverse and [info]pattimst3k voted for The Jackhammer Massacre, so I guess we'll see how poundeth the holy jackhammer, to misquote Adrian Rantilla]

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[info]booniverse
2008-05-03 05:07 am UTC (link)
Ha! First vote. I think my decision was made when I looked at the cover of Johnny Firecloud and saw "BUMMER!" written in big bold letters. Yes. Yes it is. I hope your cover is similar?

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[info]badmovie
2008-05-03 05:15 am UTC (link)
Nope. The imdb cover that you saw is for the Something Weird two-pack of Johnny Firecloud and Bummer!. I expected you to vote for a different movie. One vote and already it's turning eeeenteresting.

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[info]slyon
2008-05-03 05:43 am UTC (link)
I once again shall vote for the one that sounds the most like porn... Jackhammer Massacre it is!

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[info]smithee_awards
2008-05-03 11:36 am UTC (link)
What's the tag line on this one, "It's More Expensive than a Chainsaw!"?

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[info]badmovie
2008-05-03 04:33 pm UTC (link)
According to my box, it's "Self-destruction is only the beginning," which is a real lost opportunity, if you ask me. It should have been "Road construction is only the beginning."

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[info]dagoski
2008-05-03 03:04 pm UTC (link)
The reviews of Johnny Firecloud are not promising. They said that the film worked. JC and Jachhammer Massacre both promise to be complete and total train wrecks.

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[info]pattimst3k
2008-05-03 03:47 pm UTC (link)
I gotta vote for J.C. If the Savior ever comes, I hope he's a bad-ass rebel who is also gay. Cuz that would blast the fuck outta the neocon religious right folks!
From your friendly part-Jew who actually thinks that the Savior is us!

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(Anonymous)
2008-05-04 12:48 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I think I have to go with Jackhammer Massacre on this one. Not that it needed my help.


-Sean K.

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[info]badmovie
2008-05-05 03:35 am UTC (link)
So noted.

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