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Tripple Decker Bologna Sandwich Salute

Bologna virtuoso Oscar Mayer, the third of that name to head the Oscar Mayer Company, died today at the age of 95. Thank you Oscar(s) for saving the world from militant vegetarian trolls goblins.


To be fair, the ghost of Grandpa helped him out. :)
My Deus has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R!
My Machina has a second name, it's M-E-Y-E-R!
Are you sure that's the brand that repelled the tr--goblins? I know Troll 2 had a ton of baloney in it, but I can't imagine there was anything *remotely* Oscar.