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Iron Chef Smithee makes comment, request

Iron Chef Smithee has purchased many drinks. Iron Chef Smithee has lots of snacks and a smallish car. Iron Chef Smithee speaks of self in third person, but medication and therapy help Iron Chef Smithee with that.

Point! Right! Iron Chef Smithee been logging long hours at dollar stores and closeout marts. Iron Chef Smithee rambles a bit this time of year.

Many people like ice with their drinks. Iron Chef Smithee not have room in car for ice plus a chest to keep it in. Anyone who is able to bring chest with ice to MLB Auditorium 3 for Smithees this Saturday will be in good with Iron Chef Smithee.

Iron Chef Smithee willing to do favor for such person. Set aside a Spam Singles for him or her. And if person particularly kind ... lose it again.


Heh...I followed the Spam link to find, in BIG! BOLD! FONT! "Sliced bread gasps thank you."

Only if the bread were depressed and suicidal I'm thinking. Thank you for smothering me to death with a chunk of processed meat and helping me end this miserable existence.

"Isn't this the most easy and convenient SPAM product ever? SPAM Singles are already cooked! This might just blow your mind. For your own safety, stop thinking about how easy SPAM Singles will make your life. It's time to enjoy. Take another bite and throw your head back and think wonderful thoughts of faraway places while you chew. Like a magic SPAM factory in the sky and what a delicious and convenient visit you'd have. This is the meaning of SPAM Singles."

Buh? What? Are they endorsing taking some sort of psychotropic drug with their meat product? Because that factory in the sky thing sure does sound like some sort of acid trip.

Edited at 2008-04-16 12:22 pm (UTC)
Do you even have to ask? Of course we will help! I have a PT Cruiser (full of Braille legos, but I can take out those out) and Jeff has a Jeep. Just let me know what you need.
PS: Jeff will eat the spam, but I wouldn't touch it with a 37.5 foot pole :)
Really, I think all we need (unless/until I am told otherwise) is an ice chest with some ice in it. And somewhere I have a link to a braille comic that I would like translated (with your eyes!), but that's hardly Smithee-related.
Awwww yeah! This will, of course, lead the braille dots into a downward spiral of unwanted pregnancies, deadend jobs, a life of crime, etc....
...especially given the comic strip!

That's awesome! It is in Grade 1 Braille, which is just the letters put together. Grade 2 Braille has 187 contractions and short form words, only 2 of which I regularly forget.

I don't know if it was ever translated, but it says:
Are you going to Octoberfest, drinky crow?
That is just a rip off of Septemberfest!