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Can't spell Smithees without "S" or "M"

Whoops, how time has snuck up on me. As though I have been visiting another zone of it or something. I should have posted this "M" poll on Saturday past. It closes this weekend, or possibly Monday. Arbitrarily. Capriciously. Because it's funny.

Poll #1207091
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 11

Mmmm Mmmmm Bad!

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Mad Foxes
0(0.0%)
the Magnetic Monster
0(0.0%)
the Man-Thing
2(18.2%)
the Mangler 2
0(0.0%)
Mean Johnny Barrows
0(0.0%)
Mega Snake
3(27.3%)
Menace From Outer Space
0(0.0%)
the Mephisto Waltz
0(0.0%)
Midnight Cop
0(0.0%)
Mighty Gorga
0(0.0%)
Mission 2+5 Hydra
2(18.2%)
Moon of the Wolf
1(9.1%)
Mosquito Man
1(9.1%)
Mr. Ice Cream Man
1(9.1%)
Mr. No Legs
1(9.1%)


Yeah, I know. No cut this time, either.

[EDIT: Another close one. 1 vote each for Moon of the Wolf, Mosquito Man, Mr. Ice Cream Man, and Mr. No Legs. 2 votes each for The Man-Thing and Mission 2+5 Hydra, which makes the 3-vote-getting winner Mega Snake. Now I just need to find where I put that one.]
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Posted on Jun. 18th, 2008 at 05:36 pm | | Leave a comment | 9 comments |

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pattimst3k

Mr. Ice Cream Man. Cuz it takes place in the hood and you will think fondly of my teaching job in the hood as you watch it. (I'm sure at least one bedraggled inner city teacher will show up in the movie).
Posted on Jun. 18th, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

sgtrocknroll

Megasnake

Definitely need Megasnake in the Smithees this year, considering Matt Atherton, aka Feedback is a guest at Origins.
Posted on Jun. 19th, 2008 01:33 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

smithee_awards

Re: Megasnake

Sadly this movie would most likely be on the...2010 ballot I think. I can't remember if the Earl closed off 2009's movie culling or not. I *think* he did but I'm also too lazy to look it up. I voted for it because there might also be some other snake movies in the same year. Heh.
Posted on Jun. 19th, 2008 12:08 pm (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

(Anonymous)

I'll cast my vote for Mr. No Legs, because I'm curious how menacing he could be. Then again, he might not be the villain, and it might not be a horror movie. I'll go look it up, but that will remain my vote.


-Sean K.
Posted on Jun. 19th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

badmovie

So noted.
Posted on Jun. 19th, 2008 06:10 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

weaselboy

As much as both the "Mr."'s have appealing titles, I think I am required by law to opt for The Man-Thing.
Posted on Jun. 19th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

slyon

Yes, the weaselboy is correct, I had to go with MAN-THING! Though "Mega Snake" is definitely first runner up in the Could Be A Porno Title department.
Posted on Jun. 19th, 2008 05:41 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

smithee_awards

I think you have to vote for any movie with math in the title.
Posted on Jun. 20th, 2008 11:21 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

sgtrocknroll

Found MegaSnake on DVD

found it at Walmart on DVD for $14.
Posted on Jun. 24th, 2008 01:01 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply